IS this YOU?

Ever feel like you've been dealt a 💩 hand in the genetics department?

Do your love handles thicken up a bit at the very thought of sniffin' an Oreo??

Have you resigned yourself to the fact that this is just how it is? You're DOOMED with a slow metabolism???

I've felt that way, and my love handles love them some doublestuff.

But you can change it, and I'll show you how.